Contact Helder!

Welcome to my office, pull up a pool noodle, let's talk business!

Hello world! There has been an overwhelming demand for me to add a “contact me” page. So here you go.

I’ll be spending the rest of the summer hanging out in this pool (when I’m not doing Stand-up), and I’ll answer all of your questions using my waterproof Macbook.

Ask me anything, but don’t be gross, or I will have you internet arrested.

Ok, bye!